Perhaps Samus is in a future so far from now that humans evolved to a point where bones are now replaced with cartilage.
that’s probably it, here’s another character from the future with cartilage for bones
i especially like the part where his belt goes into his asscrack
This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?
j’ai oublier connasse XD
I like how there is one simple word for ‘one who likes to be fucked in the ass’
Ah, the French language; even their crass insults roll so sweetly off the tongue.
… what timing
also you have to mix them together: like, “merde” isn’t enough, it’s “putain de bordel de merde d’enculé de fils de pute qui nique son oncle”
i’m also surprised that “putain” is only in this list as “whore”, it’s also used in the same way as “fuck” or “fucking”
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
UPDATE: Put on 2 Pairs of shorts to make a fabulous double sleeve!
are you kidding me
what kind of shorts do these people have!?